The Wah-Wah Detector

Your homepage is probably going wah wah, wah wah wah.

That is the sound the adults make in Peanuts cartoons, and it is the sound a prospect hears when they read “results-driven,” “full-service,” and “an extension of your team.” Those words feel safe, and they say nothing. Paste your URL and find out how much of your homepage is pure wah-wah.

Free, takes 30 seconds, and the robot does not go easy on anyone. Built by Tim Kilroy, who has read more agency homepages than any human should and can hum most of them from memory.